|—||Garrus Vakarian, everybody. (via simplykateryn)|
This turned up on Brandon Keener’s facebook complete with corresponding article.
GARRUS!!!!!!! …. I don’t think I need to say anything else <3
Garrus and Legion: Write it, cut it, paste it, save it, Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it, Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it, Lock it, fill it, call it, find it, View it, code it, jam - unlock it, Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it, Cross it, crack it, switch - update it, Name it, rate it, tune it, print it, Scan it, send it, fax - rename it
Javik: *DOOR SLAM*
Garrus and Legion: …
Garrus and Legion: …
Garrus: BUY IT
Legion: USE IT
Javik: KILL IT
Garrus: FIX IT
Legion: TRASH IT, CHANGE IT, MAIL—-
Javik: DESTROY IT!!!!
AND I SWEAR IN THAT MOMENT THEIR HANDS WERE ALL DIRTY, SO JAVIK WASHED THEM ALL
I just need this on my dash :D
The ending. I fixed it. Can I kick the Reapers out now?.. Please?.. No?.. oh… -sobs-
Looks like I leveled up my photoshoping skills.
Now n00b lvl 2 but hey it’s not so bad.Used this TARDIS pic.
When I first learned we were heading to London in the middle of the apocalypse, part of me hoped for a TARDIS Easter egg. I really fucking hoped for it. This will do. XDD
OP wins the internet.
flawless turian, flawless tags.
The best part to me though, the one that had me wibbling when I saw that scene?
That’s when he first gets back to the Normandy, he hasn’t had time to go shopping. He clearly had that bottle with him, waiting for her. Garrus, who always expects the worst. He had no idea how their reunion would go, if she even still felt the same way about him. How long had he been carrying that bottle with him…just in case?
And the other side to it? He knew he’d see her again, no matter how it would end up. Regardless of her incarceration or anything else that might have happened. Garrus believes in her that much.
LOVE HOW HE WHIPPED OUT THAT BOTTLE. YASSSSSS.
Those tags. Yeah, if he ever needs a confidence boost, he can call me up alright.
Can you imagine the agony of being a rebellious teen with Shepard for a parent?
“Ugh, I hate taking out the trash!”
“You know what I hated? Preventing our entire from species from being wiped out of existence by crazy AI.”
“Clean your damn room or I’m calling over Aunt Tali and her shotgun.”
“UGH, YOU’RE THE WORST.”
“You know who was the worst, the Illusiv—”
“I’m Commander Shepard and you’re my favorite -.”
“I GET IT MOM, YOU LOVE ME. LET ME GO!”
“Claims of you getting it have been dismissed -.”
“So help me, child, if you don’t finish mowing the lawn, I’m going to feed you to Uncle Wrex.”
lmao can you imagine what Uncle Garrus does?
“You gave her what?”
“Look when I was her age I’d already gotten my first sniper rifle -“
“She can’t even ride a bike yet, why are you giving her shooting lessons?!”
He sends over little cars shaped like the Mako.
“I figured if she’s your child, she’s going to need to learn how to drive early.”
“Laugh it up, cuttlebone.”
Tali chasing after them calling them little bosh’tets when they break shit.
They visit on Rannoch, get babysat by Geth Primes.
This isn’t remotely my fandom but what are you all doing
I’m dying of cute, send help
I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS FANDOM
None of y’all ain’t shit for these Reaper jokes. LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
I say that shit to people, now. “I know you feel this.”
They’re like “Wut? :O”
Me: Assuming direct control.
Them: Stop. :O
So. I’ve had a couple of days to think about it, and I’m starting to be able to put into words my dissatisfaction with the ending of ME3.
This is a good post and you should feel good.
This is so perfect.
This is AMAZING!!! SO MUCH BETTER!!! <333333333333333
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
This is officially canon to me now. I refuse to believe the other ending I achieved was canon.
Oh I like this almost as much as the leaked original ending. Touche.
If this was an option I would play through a million hours of multiplayer and scan every planet in the galaxy to get it. This is beautiful.
Oooh, I like this. This and the original ending. But this one would be easier to incorporate at this point. And I’d totally be willing to work for this too, hell yeah.
This is officially what happened in my head now, can’t stop me.
THIS WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED.
OH GOD WHERE ARE MY YUL BRENNER!PHAROAH TEN COMMANDMENTS GIFS
SO LET IT BE WRITTEN, SO LET IT BE DONE