The View From My Brain
Anyone else say “Maker’s Breath” in their head instead of “Oh my God”?

cardboardmoose:

jemimaaslana:

ouyangdan:

surelyforth:

swooping-is-bad:

allthechantry:

laceandcombatboots:

No? Just me?

Once I actually said it out loud.

*face palm* Totally guilty of this. Out loud, too.

Out loud and proud.

Out loud and for almost two years now. I should probably be way more embarrassed about this than I am.

<.<

Nooooo, I NEVER do that. Nope. Nuh-uh.

>.>

I tend to go with Orcus’ Hooves or Asmodeus’ Horns. Sometimes Levistus’ Breath. I especially use Orcus’ Hooves a lot. If I really feel like hissing and spitting I go with Graz’zt’s Sixth Finger

I have a whooooole list of these, from various fandoms/mythologies. “Blighted gods”, “Maker’s Breath”, “burnt body of God…” I get some odd looks, but it’s definitely worth it.

Yeah, I have examples from many different fandoms, too. But these days I’m mostly immersed in Forgotten Realms/D&D worlds, so those are the ones that tend to dominate my usage :-p

  1. starrypawz reblogged this from mixgoldenphoenixarchive and added:
    I’ve found myself saying ‘Andraste’s Arse’ as of late. So it’s getting to me.
  2. angelic-diablo reblogged this from liquidlyrium and added:
    "By the Maker!" "Maker’s breath…" "Andraste’s tits!" "Oh by Andraste’s holy ass, really?!" Yeah… I say this shit out...
  3. goaquatic reblogged this from thenameoftheworms and added:
    I most definitely do all of these things on a regular basis. Although rarely out loud when I’m with other people.
  4. thenameoftheworms reblogged this from jemimaaslana and added:
    I have been known to invoke entities from my fictional setting. Or, you know, frequently pluralize God just ‘cause....
  5. jemimaaslana reblogged this from cardboardmoose and added:
    Yeah, I have examples from many different fandoms, too. But these days I’m mostly immersed in Forgotten Realms/D&D...
  6. cardboardmoose reblogged this from jemimaaslana and added:
    I have a whooooole list of these, from various fandoms/mythologies. “Blighted gods”, “Maker’s Breath”, “burnt body of...
  7. katiebour reblogged this from autumnyte and added:
    ********************* Yep. ”Maker’s breath” and “Andraste’s tits” and “Sweet Mother of Partha.” Also “Parsheera” and...
  8. pabomyeon reblogged this from elenilote and added:
    I always say Maker’s Breath or Andraste’s Tits plus many others. The first time my mother heard me saying these, she...
  9. carmensandiejager reblogged this from elenilote and added:
    Asdfgh I just usually say it under my breath and people don’t hear me xD Thank god
  10. elenilote reblogged this from geewhathappensnext and added:
    umm yes :D
  11. geewhathappensnext reblogged this from surelyforthvakarian and added:
    I ADMIT NOTHING! (actually I did this after Londo used the phrase on Babylon 5)
  12. finem reblogged this from blacklaceandcombatboots
  13. bellisadinosaur reblogged this from soandriusan and added:
    All of Tweetwall blames me for their expanded vocabulary of blasphemies. I’m proud of this. Someday, I will make a list....
  14. conradverner reblogged this from terrabranfords and added:
    I actually enjoy saying it since I feel like a hypocrite saying “God” hahaha.
  15. terrabranfords reblogged this from blacklaceandcombatboots
  16. aarminarlelt reblogged this from autumnyte and added:
    Please. I yell it in school. You should see the looks I get.
  17. bioticbutt reblogged this from purpleshehulk
  18. autumnyte reblogged this from rhiannon42 and added:
    Yep. And I don’t limit myself to Andrastian curses, either. I have also said “by the tits of my ancestors”, “Sweet...
  19. iapetusneume reblogged this from khamsin and added:
    I also say “thank the Maker” when I don’t think about it. Haha.
  20. rhiannon42 reblogged this from anderjolras and added:
    In my head, out loud, yeah. And not just “Maker’s breath,” it’s the whole gamut of Andrastian curses, up to and...
  21. purpleshehulk reblogged this from khamsin and added:
    Is it weird that I’ve started doing it on purpose?
  22. karljust reblogged this from arainaii
  23. mikeyfreakingclifford reblogged this from theforestofvarricschest and added:
    Yep…I Do it often, I Said ‘Andraste’s ass the other day and my friend was like ’ 0_o WTF?! ‘
  24. khamsin reblogged this from theforestofvarricschest and added:
    More and more…>_>
  25. arainaii reblogged this from freckles04
  26. anderjolras reblogged this from surelyforthvakarian and added:
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